Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 26, 2011

Sophomorically, I have to say it – I’m first

Like.

“Floorically” – my new favorite word. Now to work it into a conversation…

You guys all rock :) There isn’t enough wordplay in comics today. That’s what I like the best …

Frazz and Caulfield often say it allegorically.

To quote Dinah Shore-ically.

Years from now, people will read this folklorically.

if you put mentos ina toilet and then a 2 L bottle of coke in there and then flush it, what happens?

It just goes down….try diet coke instead.

And so, today, we find our Caulfield teeming with a lot o’ news,With many cheerful facts about the outcomes of those yearly flus.What luck, when matters vegetable, animal, spew on the floor, Frazz is the very model of a modern gentleman-janitor.

Calorically? Odds are it’s in the lunch room and used to be in a kid….

Nice Arianne! And Bailey that’s so funny about Al Gore — I guess he’s the most Al-le-Gore-ical figure in history!

Meanwhile…..

It really is too bad I couldn’t pop in here before-ically,

To say that I admire Frazz — he takes it all so chore-ically.

You never see him bailing out — he could be running doorically.

He’s rich but loves the kids so much, he’s living janitorically.

Our cat has lots of hair balls, so floorically would be preceded by categorically.

Could I now use the phrase “I’m feeling Mondaphorically” starting sometime Sundaphorically?

Is all of this being said rhetorically, or should it be read ignorically?

the strip was cute, the comments are better, thank you guys for the laugh

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL