Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 09, 2011

Thou shall have a pretty awesome religion!

I REALLY like that first commandment!

Most churches offer an “apple” to join…you know, motivation of sorts. Her’s offers donuts and bags of stuff. Should do well….. plus, throw in some Jimmy Buffet music…………….

Thou shalt try to learn something at school to keep your new church going!

And the congregation said, “AMEN!”

thou shalt sleep in. that would be the best commandment. better than some other commandments.

“Thou shalt paroch at home to conform to commandments”.

That last commandment won’t fly any better than the first one.

Kind of like the church of the lowest common denominator. ;-)

I visit a church and they hand me a form including “Income”. Who is going to $upport Danae’s church?

Danae has found her place in life.Inside of a month, she’ll have a daily TV series; in a year, a crystal cathederal.As long as she doesn’t wear red Prada shoes (like the Pope; yeah, he really did).

Love it. Wondering how many commandments each of us create for ourselves?

Thou shalt read Non Seqitur first thing every morning…

Thou shalt find many converts

“And you know there is more than 10 Commandments”

All that is really needed is one. The rest are all included under the 10th or are just nonsense.

The Shema is all you need

If you think Danae’s “commandments” are a problem, wait until she moves on to her “laws”! At least commandments don’t define capital offenses, but then, even Danae is only selfish, not particularly cruel enough to go “there”.

Thou shalt take naps.

And eat chocolate. And ice cream.

If the teacher is not a member of the church, he/she can assign homework. The student can’t assign homework, but that commandment does not prohibit doing homework.

47 commandments? Even Gibbs (NCIS) only has about 50 rules—and he’s a lot older than Danae. (“about 50,” because the first three are doubled up, from Franks’ Three Golden Rules, and he added a 51st recently)

If Danae’s not careful, she could quickly end up with an unwieldy mess of rules.

People are so gullible!

The First Commandment of the Senate: Thou shalt not interrupt a Senator with mouth fully engaged. There are no other Commandments, just variations. :-)

Other than the ‘make room for donuts’ Commandment, doesn’t Danae only have 2 other Commandments? Commandment No. 1 Danae is always right and Commandment No. 2 When in doubt, see Commandment No. 1.