Yes, be careful about getting on the bad side of a carrot. Sort of like the old saying about the stick and the carrot. Maybe he wants to put his stick in the carrot… you think? LOL No chance of that happening now it looks like. The onion seems pretty happy, wonder if it has to do with where her hand is?
margueritem over 12 years ago
Guess he has onion breath…
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 12 years ago
I was thinking carrot juice, but my mind is perpetually in the gutter.
margueritem over 12 years ago
But I don’t see any peanuts.
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
All three of you would blend nicely in a soup.
baileydean over 12 years ago
The placement of the onion’s other hand tells the tale — and the carrot doused him with her wine. The coloring doesn’t make it real clear.
baileydean over 12 years ago
LOL!
lewisbower over 12 years ago
It would be crude to mention her time with the banana and cucumber
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
His little fling with the onion was meant to be no strings attached.
He knew if he wanted more, she’d only make him cry.
Now he’ll find himself rootless, and probably lose half his celery in the divorce settlement, besides.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 12 years ago
This whole thing brings tears to my eyes.
cdward over 12 years ago
Carrot finally got to the root of his deception. Their story has many layers, each more tear-worthy than the one before.
Yukoneric over 12 years ago
Every breath you take……………
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Stop stalking her.
KenChevy over 12 years ago
Yes, be careful about getting on the bad side of a carrot. Sort of like the old saying about the stick and the carrot. Maybe he wants to put his stick in the carrot… you think? LOL No chance of that happening now it looks like. The onion seems pretty happy, wonder if it has to do with where her hand is?
MsCathleen over 12 years ago
Some vegetable delight!
NE1956 over 12 years ago
The banana and the onion are most appealing.
corzak over 12 years ago
I think the problems in their relationship have deep roots.
keltii over 12 years ago
And did you notice, the cucumber is getting “pickled”?And the Apple is in the “cider”
littlejeff over 12 years ago
The seductiveness of the onion was irresistable, as she peeled off layer after layer. Celery didn’t stand a chance.
odeliasimone over 12 years ago
Looks like a veggie/fruit mixer. Can you DO that???? I mean talk about genetically modified!
Olddog1 over 12 years ago
Menage a mirepoix.
J Quest over 12 years ago
I guess marriage is out of the question. Perhaps just marination?
comicsgeniusguy over 12 years ago
This isn’t right. In my newspaper the onion had bite marks on it.
MatureCanadian over 12 years ago
Thanks comicsgeniousguy, I thought I was losing what is left of my tiny mind!
Great puns today, thanks all. ;-)
lobkiller over 12 years ago
It’s a mixer the kids these days call a “Splash” (ref V8) and the whole thing should get exposed on the “Okra Winfree” show.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
No spinach? Where’s the spinach? Olive get in here!
ofcr124 over 12 years ago
The newspaper version had a bite or 2 taken out of the onion! Made more sense that way.