Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 10, 1997

Transcript:

Knute and Gunther are at the shopping mall. Gunther says, "Knute, do you really think lingerie is an appropriate Christmas gift for Luann?" Knute says, "Absolutely! Girls totally dig this stuff!" Gunther looks at a rack of silky underthings. He says, "But it seems so.. so... personal." Knute says, "Hey, isn't that the whole idea? To tell Luann that you want to get more personal?" Gunther says, "But not this personal..." They look at a nearly naked mannequin wearing something labelled "Santa's Helper." Knute says, "Wow. Isn't it amazing what they can do with fake fur and twinkle lights?"