Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 09, 1997

Transcript:

Mom: So you made this scroll about Aaron Hill but you can't decide if you should give it to him for Valentine's day? Luann: Yeah. I mean, what if it makes him all nervous? Mom: Ask your dad what he thinks. Dad: Fatherly wisdom freely dispensed. Luann: Ok, dad. Let's say, hypothetically, that you're a really cute guy. And let's say there's this girl who's crazy about you. Dad: Hypothetically? Luann: So she gives you a 15 foot long scroll she mad with stories and drawings of her intimate fantasies about you, would that make you nervous? Dad: No. As a hypothetical cute guy, I'd be very flattered. Luann: Really? Well, okay then. I guess I'll go give Aaron the scroll. Dad: However, as a father, I'm very nervous that she even has intimate fantasies about some guy...