Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 07, 2003
January 06, 2003
January 08, 2003
Transcript:
"What's all this?" "Heaven...You got hit by a car." "What the...?? Well, do I get in?..." "Hmmm...Let me look you up in my book and see what kind of life you led...Now then....What's your name?" "Mother Teresa."
PearlsRPGZ about 12 years ago
smooth rat.
faithcross about 12 years ago
lol..rat’s the best
ArtCreator about 12 years ago
He could have said Pope Benedict XVI
DarthRevan about 6 years ago
Lol
thetraveller4 over 4 years ago
Mother Theresa? Oh, my…he’s going straight to hell!!!
Rachel_E over 3 years ago
I’m going to say this as a strong Christian. (You don’t have to read this comment if you don’t want to) You don’t go to heaven by just doing good deeds. You have to repent that you are a sinner and believe that Christ died for you, He is your savior, and that He rose again. “If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9 To be saved means to be saved from the consequences of sin, which is Hell. But Jesus gave us a choice to turn away from that consequence by dying on the cross for all of us because He loves us so much. :)
Kirbo about 3 years ago
lol imagine god believes him