Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2002

Transcript:

"Why is Pig setting up his nativity scene on your front lawn in the middle of summer?" "Because he wants to run through the sprinklers." "See...only losers run through sprinklers alone...At least this way, he thinks he can fool the neighbors into believing he has friends." "...And that's my buddy, the baby Jesus... He's real quiet, but that's okay, 'cause we go waaaaaaaaay back."