Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2011

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Pig says, "Hey, Zebra? whatcha watching?" Zebra says, "Funeral? for one of the crocs." Pig says, "I didn't think they held funerals." Zebra says, "I didn't either? at least I've never seen one." Pig says, "Me neither." Zebra says, "Yeah, and it's weird, but there's something about it that's reassuring." Pig says, "How so?" Zebra says, "I dunno. I guess it makes me realize that they, too, suffer loss... that they, too, need the comfort of ceremony and the company of loved ones to get them through... I mean, look, they're even eulogizing him..." Larry says, "Fred died. No one cares. Me take his beer." Zebra says, "Never mind." Bob says, "Hey... why YOU geet his beer, Larry?" Larry says, "Because me beeger den you, Bob." Bob says, "Okay... me vote we keel Larry."