Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 21, 2010

Transcript:

Petey Peacock says, "Hey there, Pig? what's the matter with you?" Pig says, "Oh. Hi, Petey Peacock? I'm just depressed." Petey Peacock says, "Depressed about what?" Pig says< "No matter how hard I try, I can't get a girl. I just don't know how to attract them." Petey Peacock says, "Gee, Pig. Just give 'em one of these..." Petey Peacock says, "Prepare for a life of loneliness."