Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 04, 2009

Transcript:

Goat says, "What are you doing, Rat?" Rat says, "I'm standing behind the cool fence." Cool Goat says, "That is so juvenile?there is no such thing as a 'Cool fence' and an 'uncool fence.'" Pig says, "Yes, there is. I'm behind it." Goat says, "Pig, you don't have to accept his classification." Pig says, "But it's true." Uncool Goat says, "No! Don't you get it, Pig? Rat does this because he's insecure. Don't buy into that!" Pig says, "But I'm not cool." Goat says, "Yes you are!" Pig says, "No, I'm not!" Goat says, "Yes you are!!" Pig says, "No, I'm not!!" Rat says, "Stop fighting, nerds!" Pig says, "See?" Goat says, "I'm gonna climb that fence and-" Rat says, "Hey hey hey...don't you nerdify my fence."