Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2009

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Pig says, "Hi, Rat, who's your friend?" Rat says, "Professor Bob. He's a tenured professor." Pig says, "What does tenured mean?" Rat says, "It means his university has given him a teaching position for life, so now he can do pretty much anything he wants." Pig says, "Oh yeah? So what do you want to do, Professor Bob?" Man says, "Blow some @#%@#$% up." Rat whispers, "Stay on his good side." Gasoline