Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 12, 2006

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Months ago, 'Pearls' creator Stephan Pastis determined that one of his crocodile characters, Biff, was simply too dumb and delusional to live with the other crocodiles in the Zeeba Zeeba Eata Fraternity house. Thus, Stephan moved Biff into his own backyard, where he could now care for him. We now rejoin the comic, already in progress. "Here's your 'Puppy Chow', Biff." "'PUPPYCHOWS'? Ha! Me eat four buffalo tooday. Me not need 'Puppy Chows'." "Buffalo, huh? Where'd you find four buffalo?" "Dey up in trees." BIFF "Yeah, well, I'll just leave it here anyway. Maybe you can use it for buffalo bait." "Whatever floats you boat, Meester Pasties." "...Lemme guess. They got it again." "Doze buffalo ees so darn treecky."