Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 24, 2006

Transcript:

"What are you doing?" "I just got a fax from Zebra...but don't touch it...He's got a cold." "What are you talking about?" "His germs are probably on it." "Pig...When someone sends you a fax, they're not sending you the actual piece of paper they were holding." "Yes they are." "Then how come when you send a fax, the exact paper you 'sent' comes out at the bottom of your machine?!" "That's a copy...The original flies magically to Zebra." "Oh, brilliant...Then why don't you just shove a ham sandwich in there? That way, Zebra'd get one and you'd get one too...You stupid @!#$ pig!!!!!" "Hahaha hahaha...Don't be a sillyhead!" "D'you get it?"