Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2005
August 27, 2005
August 29, 2005
Transcript:
"What are you reading?" "It's a book about the seventeenth century." "Ahhh...the 1700's." "No. The 1600's." "That's the sixteenth century, you sillyhead." "No, Pig...That's the seventeenth century." "Yo, moron...Years beginning with sixteen cannot be in a century beginning with seventeen." "Well, they can be, so can you please just shut up now?" "HA! You fool! I have caught you in a logical conundrum and now must mock you for your idiocy." "Ohh...Lord." "If the years 1600 to 1699 were in the seventeenth century, and a century has only 100 years, there'd be no room left for the years 1700 to 1799. They'd cease to exist! And everything that was invented during those years would be gone! My god, man, there'd be no...no..." "HULA HOOP!" "...You...two...are...the...biggest...@#$#$%#...idiots...I...have...ever...met...in...my...entire...life..." "Poor guy has trouble admitting mistakes." "No...hula...hoop..."
slimbrownweed over 12 years ago
woah…goat cursed like a rat!
muropa about 12 years ago
since when does goat swear?
mld1812 about 12 years ago
exactlybtw when was the hula hoop made
KZ71 about 10 years ago
Well, the years 1 through 99 are the first century, so years 100 through 199 are the second century, years 200 through… uh, I should shut up now, I think Rat’s coming for me.
gocomics about 10 years ago
@KZ71 Actually, the years 1 through 100 are the first century, 101-200 are the second century and so on. The 21st century started in 2001, not 2000.
Bob The Croc over 4 years ago
I actually hate things where the idiots mock the smart guy because he’s right
Goat from PBS about 3 years ago
I tell you, I need to stop reading in public.