Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 24, 2004
October 23, 2004
October 25, 2004
Transcript:
"Welcome to 'Meet the Press'...I'm Tim Russert and I'm here with newly declared presidential candidate, Rat...Welcome to the show." "Good to be here, Tim." "Sir...Some of your critics say you're a right-wing nutball who's eager to invade any nation that so much as criticizes the U.S....How do you respond?" "Lies, lies, and more lies, Tim...In fact, if elected, I will immediately withdraw our troops from both Iraq and Afghanistan." "So are you against those wars?" "Tim...I'm actually in favor of them." "Would you propose withdrawing the troops?" "For what?" "Because I'll need them." "For what?" "To invade the land of the arrogant, effeminate, cheesesniffing weasels you call "France." "Meet the Press" "...Care for a 'Freedom Fry'?"
Havelock_Vetinari over 12 years ago
ENCORE RAT!!! THOSE CHEESE EATIN SURRENDER MONKEYS!!
gocomics about 10 years ago
You’ll only need a troop of Boy Scouts to defeat France. Or even Girl Scouts. Cub Scouts. Brownies. Colicky babies.
The Wanderer almost 7 years ago
Gee, this sounds a bit like our current president…
AngelMarieSings over 6 years ago
Rat definitely got into the wrong race, he’s more suited to the politics of today. The disen-France-ised public would have followed him. badadum
Prezelxbff about 3 years ago
Buuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] 12 months ago
Who here would support that war? I, for one, propose invading Britain instead.