Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2003
March 01, 2003
March 03, 2003
Transcript:
"Who are all these guys?" "Immigrants...There are too many people in this country, so I'm sending back the foreigners." "Let's see now...Who are you?" "Jacques...I am French..." "French. French...Ah, from France...Back you go, Monsieur oui oui." "I'm Tony...I'm Italian." "Italian, Huh?...Ah, Italy...Off you go, Geppetto." "I'm Yanni....I'm Greek..." "Greek...Greek...Ahh, from Greece...So long, Socrates." "Chief Eagle Cloud...Sioux." "Sioux...Sioux...Wait a minute....I don't have you on my list." "Loooooooove that feta cheese."
Tân Coul over 12 years ago
To the native Americans, all the rest of you are immigrants…
Gun guy almost 12 years ago
Where are their pupils?
dbwindhorst almost 12 years ago
Ouch.
TheVinnieAD about 11 years ago
There’s a French, a Italian, and a Greek in a boat…
cfrosenlof almost 11 years ago
Brilliant Master Pastis! We of the Mohawk Tribe salute you! (and I won’t take your scalp)
KZ71 almost 10 years ago
Well, even then the Native Americans didn’t used to live here, so… we all started in what’s now Saudi Arabia and spread from there.
AngelMarieSings almost 9 years ago
I’m African American, I’m not an immigrant, I’m an import….
AngelMarieSings over 7 years ago
That moment when you realize that you still make the same jokes at the same prompting even in your own head…
░▒▓█►-Finntastico-◄█▓▒░ 12 months ago
I don’t get it. Why did Rat get in the boat?