Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2003

Transcript:

"Here you go, Sir." "What's that?" "Your peanut." "ONE PEANUT?? I remember when you guys served real food, then it became just peanuts, then a real tiny bag of peanuts...Now I get just one peanut??" "Not exactly, Sir...You need to split it with the other passengers in your section." "This is ridiculous. Just get me my drink." "Here you go, Sir." "And ice cube? All I get is one stupid ice cube??" "No, Sir...You need to take a lick and pass it on." "Do it, Dude...I just licked it and it was great...AAAA...AAA...AAACHOO!!" "You're hogging the nut bro."