Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2002
November 09, 2002
November 11, 2002
Transcript:
"What is that?" "A lawyer...I bought him at a garage sale." "A garage sale?" "Yeah...The town's just filled with these guys, so they're practically giving 'em away." "What can it do?" "I dunno...I was thinking I'd stick him in the passenger seat so I can use the carpool lane." "...And when we're at home, I think he'd make a nice lamp." "That's great...Lemme take a closer look." "NO NO NO NO NON NO NO NO NO NO NO NO." "WOOOOOSHHH." "It sued me." "Never pet a strange lawyer."
joeshmo30 over 10 years ago
LOLZ!! p.s. FIRST TO COMMENT!! HAHAHA! SUCKERS!
KZ71 about 10 years ago
Uh huh… looks like you were the first to comment by five months. Looks like a lot of people care.
trancor almost 10 years ago
Woah, a first comment!? I’ve never seen one of those before!….Please don’t sue me for emotional trauma now…
cdgar over 8 years ago
I love lawyer jokes. Fortunately there are lots of them around, and they’re all jokes. Keeps me laughing and happy.
squiglyman over 8 years ago
Lol pig got sued