Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2002

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"Dear Mr. Publisher, I recently received a form letter from you saying that you had rejected my manuscript, 'The Adventures of Angry Bob.'" "TYPE TYPE." "As a professional myself, I realized that you have a job to do and have to make close judgment calls like this on a daily basis. Thus, I am not one to whine." "TYPE TYPE." "At the same time, I am sure we both realize on a gut level that 'Angry Bob' could revolutionize publishing." "TYPE TYPE TYPE." "For now, why don't you share with me your thought process in this regard and let us see what we can do to move this project forward." "TYPE TYPE TYPE." "Dear Sir, You are the worst writer I have seen in 46 years in the publishing business. May a bus run you over." "These personalized rejections are a great sign."