Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2002

Transcript:

"Hi, Pig...It's me, Pigita." "Hi, Pigita." "After only a few years of freedom in the ocean..." "Pig, I've been thinking...We've been dating a few weeks and I think it's time for you to make a commitment." "...Instinct propels the salmon back to the river." "If you're not ready, we're finished..." "...The salmon struggles upstream...Danger lurks at every turn." "I want to have a family." "The salmon reaches the spawning ground and fulfills his appointed task." "So what's your answer?" "His duty done, the salmon dies a lonely death." "Pig??" "Pig who?" "CLICK"