Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 30, 2002

Transcript:

"Welcome to Rat Broker...Can I help you?" "Yeah... Yesterday you told me to put my kid's entire college savings into some Internet stock and today it dropped 94%..." "That's bad...You should sell that dog." "What?? Just yesterday you gave it your highest recommendation." "Good point...You should buy more." "But you just said - " "Forget what I said..." "Forget?? How am I supposed to pay for my kid's college?" "Have you thought about being a stock broker?"