Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 05, 2009
December 04, 2009
December 06, 2009
Transcript:
Genetically modified Christmas Turkeys Order Now Frank says, "They inserted Kangaroo DNA to make a pocket for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!"
kikidding over 14 years ago
Plan on having a turkey for Christmas. This wouldn’t be a bad idea!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
better living through chemistry….
RavennaAl over 14 years ago
Just goes to show what can happen when you raise poultry near a nuclear reactor!
Yakety Sax over 14 years ago
A fellow driving leisurely through the back roads one day saw a small dust cloud behind him. When it passed him he gave chase and eventually pulled close enough to see that it was a chicken! Just then the chicken turned and ran up a driveway to a farmhouse. The driver stopped, backed up and drove up to house where he saw chickens just zipping around everywhere and sitting on the porch steps what appeared to be a very dejected looking farmer. He asks “Whats the deal with the chickens?” The farmer replies “Well, my wife, my son and I all like fried chicken legs, so I crossbred some until I developed a three legged chicken. “Wow! How do they taste?” “Don’t know. Can’t catch one.”
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
….and inserted some silicon for larger breasts.
eardroppings over 14 years ago
forced
Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
Hmmmm… I’m not sure if I want that at my Thankgiving/Christmas dinner when having the octopus DNA. The kangaroo DNA seems a tad nice, though.
JohnHerbison over 14 years ago
Silicon, grazer?
Or perhaps, silicone?