Red and Rover by Brian Basset for November 24, 2009
November 23, 2009
November 25, 2009
Transcript:
Rover: How was school?! Red: Excellent! We made cutouts of the first thanksgiving feast.Teacher said my scissors skills were unusually creative. I armed my defenseless turkey with a hubley atomic disintegrator ray gun. Rover: Of course you did.
comYics over 14 years ago
Sweet. That’ll help stop the slaying of innocent turkeys.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yet, I’m killing 3 birds with one stone. I’m going TurDucHen this year.
desturbedlio over 14 years ago
i’ve heard of those things. aren’t they 2,000 calories a bird?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Depends on what size you get, I suppose. But who counts calories this time of year? I don’t…but then I don’t need to, anyway.
rainman5353 over 14 years ago
And you wonder why so many people dislike you!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Just keep that imagination going Red! Have a heart JAD, he’s a boy.
Yakety Sax over 14 years ago
JAD I LOVED school, until I had my imagination curtailed by teachers. You sound just like them! Learn this. Memorize that. NONE ever asked for our opinion or how we could do something different, whether it was better or worse. Just do it THIS way. And if I sound just a little bitter well, in freshman year I ran afoul of a “teacher” who to this day I have never forgiven or forgotten. I can truly say, with utmost sincerity, I did LEARN what the true definition of a “sadist” is!!