Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 22, 1995

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Dad (Calvin's father): Look Calvin, you've got to relax a little. Your balance will be better if you're loose. Calvin: I can't help it! Imminent death makes me tense! I admit it! Dad (Calvin's father): You need a goal. Concentrate on your goal. Calvin: My goal is to dismantle this bicycle and mail every piece to a different country so it can never be rebuilt! Dad (Calvin's father): Ok, that's not a good goal. Calvin: Well I'm not changing it!