Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 31, 1995

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Mom: Calvin, are you slamming doors?! Calvin: It wasn't me, Mom! I didn't hear anything! Susie: LET ME OUT OF HERE, CALVIN, YOU ROTTEN BAG OF BARF! Calvin: Whee! Our club's finest hour! Mom: Where's Susie? Calvin: BEats me. Maybe she went otside. Susie: I'M IN HERE! LET ME OUT! Calvin: Why, Susie1 What were YOU doing in the closet, of al places? Susie: He tricked me in there and held the door! Mom: Calvin...