Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 04, 1993

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Miss Wormwood: Who would like to show his or her traffic safety poster first? Calvin: I would! I would! Miss Wormwood: All right Calvin. Step up front. Calvin: Thank you! My poster says, "Be careful, or be roadkill!" Drawn in patent-pending "3-D Gore-O-Rama," this picture will actually attract flies, because the drawing is splattered with spaghetti sauce! I can see you're all just sick about your chances of winning.