Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 05, 1992
July 04, 1992
July 06, 1992
Transcript:
Monster: Psst! Hey kid! Wake uup! Hobbes: A monster! Monster: Heh heh! Splish splash splish splash splish splash. Calvin: Stop that! I know what you're up to! Hobbes: What's he doing? Calvin He's trying to make me have to go to the bathroom. Monster: Drip drip drip! Fwoosh sploosh fwoosh sploosh. Calvin: As soon as I get out of bed, he'll grab me and suck out my innards with some vile proboscis! Monster: Fwishh spilsh fwishh splish! Hobbes: That's terrible! Will they stop at nothing?! Calvin: His plan is working, too! I'll never make it till morning! Monster: Splash splash splash splash splash! Calvin: I have to go, but I can't get out of bed! What am I going to do?? Dad: The plants on this side of the house sure don't do very well.
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Xalder over 9 years ago
Is it still night time in the last frame? I looks both light and dark at the same time… schrodinger’s time of day or something.
cataleap over 8 years ago
Man, I didn’t know Pee was this toxic? I guess Calvin is different after all!
yow4zip Premium Member almost 7 years ago
That’s an interesting solution.
RandomLantern445 over 3 years ago
Calvin’s face in the fifth panel. LOL!
Pets of the comics about 3 years ago
CALVIN!!!!!!!!!!
AntonL.Graf almost 3 years ago
If only Calvin didn’t eat those chocolate frosted sugar bombs with chocolate milk, soda, and a scoop of sugar
94PercentCZM about 1 year ago
Wait, getting out of bed to use the bathroom isn’t a legal right? When I was a kid, I got up to use the bathroom many times. I always thought it went without saying.
leopardglily 12 months ago
Boys.