Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 04, 1992
May 03, 1992
May 05, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: My gum has lost its flavor. When that happens, I don't spit it out. I just add a new piece. After a few packs, it's like chewing a big, soggy sock! My jaws ache and I can't close my lips, so I wheeze through my open mouth and drool! Hobbes: An orifice is an amusing thing, all right. Calvin: Ith funny how you neffa thee gwown-upth do thith.
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Xalder over 9 years ago
I’m not quite sure exactly what Hobbes’ expression is, haha.
BlaqueKat about 9 years ago
@Jacob I think it’s of disgust.
yow4zip Premium Member about 7 years ago
Yeah, imagine that.
a non-E mouse over 5 years ago
I wonder why?
brian.ashley25 about 4 years ago
Grown ups are the worst
Stupendous Man!!! about 4 years ago
Great series
AntonL.Graf almost 3 years ago
Ew. “Orifice.” I don’t think there’s a word in the English language more revolting
noissimbus almost 3 years ago
You can bet grown ups were trying it after reading this one.
ccfharvard4 4 months ago
One of the funniest things I ever saw was a Great Dane that had found and was chewing one of these mega gum wads.