Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 03, 1992
April 02, 1992
April 04, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: I think our newspaper needs a new advice columnist, so I'm applying for the job. See, I've written some sample answers to people who write in. Hobbes: "Stop whining and get a life, Bozo." "Don't tell me your stupid problems. I've got plenty of my own." "Go soak your head, you big baby." "Want some advice? Drop dead." I guess that covers about everything. Calvin: Can you imagine doing this for money? What a racket!
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Xalder over 9 years ago
The best part is that it won’t take up much printing space! The editors will love it!
yow4zip Premium Member about 7 years ago
Now that’s some good advice.
Stonkss about 5 years ago
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noissimbus almost 3 years ago
Calvin in 3rd panel is just soaking in his own brilliance.
glowing-steak32 about 1 year ago
I love Calvin’s smile in the third panel.
DoubleU 4 months ago
Reminds me of a short story I read once: The Answer Guy.