Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 04, 2010
October 03, 2010
October 05, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "What are you doing, Rat?" Rat says, "Playing Timmy the Housefly in darts. I don't know what the guy's problem is, but the idiot keeps missing the board." Fly says, "I'm telling you, this is very hard with compound eyes." Rat says, "Throw the dart, excuse boy."
corzak over 10 years ago
@finaleI think I’ve fractured…
gocomics about 10 years ago
And yet, Timmy is strong enough to lift a dart.
NErDysprosium about 5 years ago
Rat, you realize that you are standing between Timmy and the dart board, right?
No One in Particular about 2 years ago
How can he even hold a dart? He’s a HOUSEFLY!
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] about 2 years ago
Aim for the middle one.
brianastle about 1 month ago
This is stupid. not funny nor witty. We have two eyes and do not see double. At least, most of us.