Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 20, 1991

Transcript:

Calvin: Hobbes, what should I do when Moe come to beat me up in gym class? Hobbes: Well, you can always do what we tigers do when a rhino charges. Calvin: What's that? Hobbes: We scramble like maniacs to the nearest tree. Calvin: THAT'S YOU ADVICE?? To sit in a TREE all day!?! Hobbes: It doesn't impress the girls, of course, but they're no sense impressing them and then getting killed, my dad used to say...