Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2010

Transcript:

Pig says, "Did Goat tell you I interviewed for the 'friendly greeter' job at Walmotopia?" Zebra says, "That's great. You think you'll get it?" Pig says, "I dunno. They asked what my biggest regret was is terms of how I relate to people and I told them that sometimes other people make me mad." Zebra says, "What's wrong with that? It's honest. What do you think other candidates said they regretted?" Rat says, "That my short arms do not allow me to hold all humanity in one big embrace."