Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 25, 2010

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GUARD DUCK'S WAR ON DRAMA COW Guard Duck says, "Bad news, sir? the black hawk helicopters have not been able to flush out drama cow." Pig says, "Oh, good. Let's give up now." Guard Duck says, "No need to give up, sir. The military has unmanned predator drones armed with hellfire missiles that can fly in and take out enemy combatants. I haven't been able to get my hands on one, but I do have something close." Pig says, "What?" Guard Duck says, "Helikitty with a hand grenade." Pig says, "Bad kitty bad kitty."