Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2010

Transcript:

Rat says, "Look at this article on men's prisons. Everyone's in an uproar because the state's debating doing away with conjugal visits." Pig says, "Oh, gee?big deal. Those are no fun anyhow." Rat says, "Do you know what a conjugal visit is?" Pig says, "Of course I do." Rat says, "WHat?" Pig says, "When a man and a woman sit together in a room and conjugate verbs." Rat says, "Never mind." Pig says, "I sit. You sit. They sit. Oh, boy....are we having fun yet?"