Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 07, 2009

Transcript:

Goat says, "What are you doing, rat?" Rat says, "Writing a screenplay. I've already hired an agent and a manager. With their help, I will sell it for a million bucks and retire on the coast." Goat says, "You know?those guys taken ten percent of whatever you make." Rat says, "Yeah, well, it's worth it. I researched these guys online and believe me, it sounds like they really know what representing talent is all about." Agent reads, " 'Step one: Do not return phone calls.' "