Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2009

Transcript:

Pig says, "I'm lonely. I need to be held. I need a girl." Rat says, "Dude, if you want a girl, you gotta focus on what girls like." Pig says, "What do they like?" Rat says, "Flowers, puppies and babies. Just figure out a way to work them into your game and you'll have girls all over you." Sign says, "Date me" Pig says, "It's not working."