Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2009

Transcript:

Pig says, "Listen, Blackbeard, I'm very sorry, but I'm not happy with how you've treated my clothes, so I've contacted my local news station's 'Seven on your side' consumer reporter and asked that he speak with you." Pirate says, "Arrrrrrrrr" Pig says, "How did it go?"