Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2009

Transcript:

Stephan says, "What are you doing, Rat?" Rat says, "'Pearls' is in the newspaper's online comics poll. I figure that since these things are so often filled with ballot stuffing, I might as well throw in a few thousand votes." Stephan says, "No no no no. I don't want to win that way." Rat says, "Oh, relax. That's not gonna happen." Stephan says, "How do you know?" Rat says, "Because you have at least three thousand votes against you." Stephan says, "You little..." Rat says, "One vote for Marmaduke...Two votes for Marmaduke..."