Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 11, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "What are you doing, Pig?" Pig says, "Writing a letter to Pigita?she's dating an English professor and I want to win her back." Rat says, "An English professor? Dude, you're gonna have to impress her with your writing skills. Show her the superiority of your prose, your vocabulary, your grammar..." Pig thinks, "My grammar is sooooooo gooder."