Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 14, 2009

Transcript:

In the dark night of the soul, a weary duck commiserates with the bottle. And he ponders... How did I get here? Am I good? Or am I?evil? Once a guard duck... Then a lover. And then alone. Left by a girl who chose a life as a corporate spokesperson over him. A decision he needs to forget... TV says, "AFLAC!" But can't... Guard duck says, "Noooooooo"