Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2009

Transcript:

Duck says, "what's the matter today, Maura? You're not invading Siam with your usual flair." Maura says, "Quack" Duck says, 'We have to talk'? 'We have to talk'? You just said 'Ee have to talk'?" Maura says, "Quack" Duck says, "No, They're not just words...They're big words...Huge words...Big huge words that Haul doom!" Duck says, "Why, they're the four horsemen of the apocalypse!! Hop Hop Hop Hop Duck says, "You were saying...?"