Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "Where's your little guard duck?" Pig says, "He left. Maura, the love of his life, finally returned from her winter migration. Now they're flying to Paris together." Rat says, "I thought your guard duck didn't know how to fly." Pig says, "He doesn't" Rat says, "then how's he s'posed to get all the way to Paris?" Duck says, "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"