Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 21, 2009

Transcript:

the fantastic four meet crocodile says, "Okay, so now we know Bob is paper jam boy?his super ability is clear paper jams." crocodile says, "But what Fred super skill?" pow fanntasteck 4 crocodile says, "Me not know. How you plan save earth, Fred?" crocodile says, "how? Me tell you how. What if after Bob clears papers from paper jam, dey ees blow everywhere, but Bob needed dem stay togedder in nice neat, original order?" and thus was born stapler head.