Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 03, 2009

Transcript:

"Despondent, the buttocks wept." Goat: How nice...you're still writing a novel with a "buttocks" for a protagonist...gee, why don't you write a really ambiguous ending where your despondent buttocks drives his car off a cliff? Did he do it intentionally? Did he secretly WANT to die? Gosh, who knows? It's a masterpiece. They ALL have ambiguous endings...we can debate it for years. Rat: No true literary genius has ever escaped the contempt of his peers...I do not expect my situation to be different...now run along. "Mocking the warning of the certified Midas brake specialist, the buttocks drove to the mountains."