Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2008

Transcript:

"Okay, guys, bad news...I had to kick the whale off the team because technically, he's dead." "But you said we needed someone who's pudgy enough to crowd the plate and get beaned!" "Oh, please, not me. I'm tired of gettnig hit in the oompa loompas!" "Relax, spazz boys...I've found someone." "Really? Who'd you get?" doink