Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2008

Transcript:

"Hey, concierge.. I got a party of twelve and we need dinner reservations for right now.. so hook us up with one of your maitre d' pals." "Sure.. two blocks to the west... tell Ronald I send you." "Ronald?" "McDonald. Striped tights. Floppy feet." "Not what I had in mind." "Fine. Ask for the Hamburglar. But he won't be as friendly."