Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 12, 1991

Transcript:

Calvin: "What should we have dad read us tonight?" Dad: "..So in the next panel, supertoad goes "Plooie", and..." Dad: "My, what big teeth you have!" Said little red riding hood. "The better to eat you with!" Said the wolf..." Calvin: "Tiger" Dad: "...Said the tiger, and he pounced on little red riding hood" Dad: "Just then a hunter came by, and when he saw the wolf..." Calvin: "Tiger" Dad: "When he saw the tiger, he picked up his gun and..." Calvin: "..AND?" Dad: "...And it was too late. The tiger ate them both and he lived happily ever after. The end" Calvin: "Good story, dad! Thanks!" Hobbes: "*sniff* I always cry at happy endings"