Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 18, 1991
April 17, 1991
April 19, 1991
Transcript:
Calvin: Want to see a great idea in action? First you drink half the milk in your thermos. That leaves enough room so you can wad the rest of your lunch in there. See, here goes my jelly sandwich and a banana! Let it soak for a minute, then shake it all up into sludge and choke it down! Your stomach won't know the difference, and it saves your teeth undue wear and tear! Nobody likes my great ideas in action.
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Summersnow over 13 years ago
A genius! A visionary! Avant garde! Truly Calvin is a revolutionary, nay! A pioneer of the new era of nourishment! People will deny the the new way of eating, mock it even! But to the philistines I say: Expand your minds to new areas beyond the social norms of society!
Join Calvinism!.. Uh… The food movement… Not the religious one… And be enlightened of the glory that is mushing your food together into a fine sludge and swallowing it!
All praise Calvin and his genius!
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/sarcasm
delemus almost 12 years ago
there’s an easier way to accomplish this aim…step one: find bowlstep two: pour milk and food into bowlstep three: choke down ‘food’step four: puke
Mr. C over 11 years ago
hahaha Susie’s face in #3!
LadyBlanc almost 11 years ago
Isn’t that just known as a “smoothie” these days?
Xalder over 9 years ago
But will it blend?
yow4zip Premium Member about 8 years ago
Nobody does it better.
jdawkins1124 over 3 years ago
Its got all the essential vitamins and minerals the body needs. And like Calvin says “you’ll save your teeth undue wear and tear.” You know how expensive it is to get a new set of teeth?!
gbars70 about 3 years ago
Calvin, unlike men or boys, the way to a girl’s heart is NOT through her stomach!
vnerissa272 almost 2 years ago
Now everyone’s blending all sorts of stuff into smoothie bowls, Calvin was ahead of his time
Futuristic Calvin 6 months ago
That’s actually really smart.