Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 08, 1991

Transcript:

Calvin: I have an announcement. As of today, I will no longer respond to the name "Calvin". From now on, I wish to be addressed as "Calvin the Bold". Mom: Calvin the Bold? Calvin: Right that's my new name for the rest of my life. Mom: How about Calvin the Deranged? Calvin: Also, Calvin the Bold will begin referring to himself in the third person.