Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 27, 1991

Transcript:

Calvin: Say, Calvin, that nice girl down the street seems to think you're a total jerk. Who, Susie? You weren't talking to Susie, were you? Yes. I offered to carry her books and she... You did what?! She clearly doesn't trust you at all. Oh, man! Nobody saw you, did they?! They'll think it was me! You want to make it look like I like her?! She seemed upset, so this afternoon I took her some flowers I picked, but... Aughh! Aughh! Aughh!